Flopsy and I are so excited! The other day we were discussing how to get a job and what two breasts could do for a living that did not entail being arrested. How do you handcuff a breast anyway? At that point in our discussion, The Body pulled us up by the bra straps and said she thought this blog was like a job for us. The Body is now our employer and we are getting paid $5 per blog post from her. Secretly I think she wants to keep us under her thumb and doesn’t want to see us out in the world without her. Either way, we are both over the moon about the news. We can’t wait to tell our True Loves in California this great news!

The Body said she would take us to open a bank account next week. I’ve heard banks take fingerprints as identification now. I hope this doesn’t hinder our plans. Will they make an exception and take nipple prints instead? Are nipple prints as unique for identification as fingerprints? We wouldn’t want another breast to be able to access our account. We’ve heard identity theft horror stories. I suppose we will find out when we discuss our plans with the Bank Manager.

It does bring up a interesting conundrum. What will Flopsy and I do with our newfound income? How will we spend our money? We’ve never had our own income stream before, so this is all very new to us, but The Body assures us we are very independent breasts and deserve to have some autonomy.

Flopsy and I put our heads together and decided our first purchase would be our very own iPod. We’re trying to decide on the color. Flopsy wants pink but I prefer the classic silver. We can’t agree on what to load it up with either. Flopsy wants fill up all the space on it with hip-hop while I prefer Books on Tape and Brahms. We are hoping we will have enough to purchase the video version of the iPod so that we can also watch movies under the nightshirt at night without waking The Body. Again, our tastes are conflicted. Flopsy wants to watch things like Bring It On over and over. I think she always regrets not becoming a cheerleader and twirling pompoms. I, on the other hand, prefer to watch PBS and National Geographic.

I also enjoy Animal Planet. You might wonder if breasts like animals. I want you to know that I for one love animals and cuddle up nightly with a kitten named Victor and we watch our favorite shows together. We have a very special bond. During this time Flopsy nods off, bored senseless.

So, Flopsy and I have solved two of our life problems this week. The first is our artistic expression and the second is how to make money. It ends up that both have been solved by this blog. We feel very lucky.

~ All the Best,
   Mopsy