I am so proud today! Our checks from our newly opened bank account arrived and they are fabulous. I talked Mopsy and The Body into letting Mopsy and I have pink breast cancer checks. Nice touch, I thought. Mopsy wanted Einstein checks, but I ask you… who wants a guy with freaky hair on their checks? That’s so passe.
Now that our checks have arrived, Mopsy and I are thinking about what to get our True Loves in California for Valentine’s Day. It’s the first time that we, as independent breasts, have had the opportunity to purchase gifts for anyone. The Body always did that for us, but since we now have a job as  writers of this blog and our own bank account, we have our own cash. Look out world! Here we come!

I wonder how many other breasts can say the same? I mean I have heard of Breast Insurance for movie stars and porn queens, but never other breasts working a job and getting paid. Not even in Mopsy’s Mammary Mensa Group, and those are some genius breasts we are talking about!

Flopsy and Mopsy Breast

Looks impressive, doesn’t it?

Flopsy - freelance writer, Diva, actress, model and entrepreneurial left breast  

I imagine that Mopsy’s business card will say something boring and intelligent like:

Mopsy - blogger, nightshirt physicist, Chair of Mammary Mensa, cat lover, genius, absolutely brilliant right breast

Our next post will be about what we got our True Loves for Valentine’s Day. We are still trying to decide whether to shop online, or have The Body take us to a mall. Then again, if we go to a mall, The Body might not want to lift her shirt to show us things…