As you know, Mopsy and I now have a job (this blog) and get paid $5 from The Body per post that we do. We opened our own checking account and are all set up to treat our True Loves to a wonderful, romantic, sexy Valentine’s Day with our own money!!! The other day our Visa Check Card came and I am so excited to use it for the first time. I may scream, “Chhhhaaaaarrrrggge!” at the top of my lungs with gusto.

So far we have $35. It’s not as much as we hoped, but it feels so good to have our own money. The Body didn’t want to take us shopping. I was very angry with her for a while, but I suppose she does the best that a Body can. She said she refused to lift her shirt to show us things in the mall.

Mopsy suggested we take matters into our own hands and shop online. This solves a few problems for us. First, we can have our Valentine delivered to our True Loves and second, The Body doesn’t have to participate. It would be what two truly independent breasts would do.

That’s when we discovered a magical forest of gifts called Amazon. We even started our own shop. You can see it here. Be sure to check out my own category of favorite items. They are truly breastacular! 

The problem that we found was that $35 between two breasts doesn’t get us very far. For example, I wanted to buy my True Love a beautiful lacy piece of lingerie or a bustier. I discovered it’s hard to buy designer on our income. Not only that, but Mopsy insists on giving brainiac gifts instead.

In fact, Mopsy really pitched a fit and put her foot down that I not give my True Love something that would have to be suffered by her True Love. This ruled out lingerie entirely. This is one of the problems of being half of a pair of breasts. Compromise, compromise, compromise.

So this is what we got our True Loves:

Flopsy’s True Love Valentine:




Mopsy's True Love Valentine:



From Both of Us:

The Body said she would cover shipping on these things since we only had $35. That was very nice. She has her moments, you know.

Now Mopsy and I find ourselves broke again, but it felt so fabulous to buy our own gifts for the first time in our lives! I am excited to live the dream of a truly independent breast.